Tuesday, March 05, 2013

"Deaf"

We were playing the "What's in your tree" game at dinner last night.  You know, the game you play so your kids will eat their broccoli.

No?  Just us?

Anyhoo...Michael had just made us guess what was in his tree two times.  First time it was a squirrel and a banana (Lily and Andrew guessed correctly), the second time it was a falcon and an eagle(Andrew and I guessed correctly).  But the third time, he informed us that we were all wrong.

Michael:  "You are all wrong.  My tree has a deaf in it."

Us:  "A deaf?  What is a deaf?"

Michael yells: "A DEAF."

Us:  "We aren't deaf, we just don't know what a deaf in a tree is."

Michael: "You know, DEAF.  The skeleton dressed as a wizard that holds a stick with a shark tooth on the end of it.  Deaf."

Us:  "Do you mean DEATH.  Like a hooded skeleton with a scythe in his hand?"

Michael:  "Yes.  Deaf."

Us:  "You are forbidden from playing any more of Andrew's video games."

1 comment:

Pamela said...

Rofl!!! Zander plays Brayden's video games and I'm appalled at what we allow our four year old to play. We used to be such good parents, what happened?!?!