He stomps around our house...grunting and growling and occasionally screaming.
He bites anything and everything at very random times...the edge of the couch...a book...a leg.
He drools over everything...big ribbons of the stuff just oozing out of his mouth at all times.
He is up at all hours of the night, crying out pitifully. He is fragile and whiny and cries out during the daytime hours.
This monster has a name. It is Canine Boy. Oh, how we can't wait for those canines to erupt and put an end to this monster.
But he's still awfully cute...
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