Before shots. I wish I'd taken some pictures before I'd spent 10 days weeding these enormous beds. I filled 7-9 huge plastic bags...with just weeds. Scary.
We did NOT tackle the entire backyard. This is the top of our hill. Somewhere under all that is a nice paved patio with lights and a fence. Scary. That is our Everest. Maybe when the kids are teenagers (read=free labor)
More before shots
My poor barren mailbox.
Imagine covered in thistles and these annoying vines. My back aches just looking at it.
Step 2: Order a pile of mulch larger than your first born child. Have dumped in parking area so you are forced to deal with it immediately.
Step 3: Start working hard...or find someone else to. Have a few heart attacks when your husband lets the 5 year old play with the pitchfork on top of the mountain of mulch.
Hey? Isn't that big guy supposed to be working? Is he drinking a glass of water while the 5 year old toils?
More before shots
My poor barren mailbox.
Imagine covered in thistles and these annoying vines. My back aches just looking at it.
Step 2: Order a pile of mulch larger than your first born child. Have dumped in parking area so you are forced to deal with it immediately.
Step 3: Start working hard...or find someone else to. Have a few heart attacks when your husband lets the 5 year old play with the pitchfork on top of the mountain of mulch.
Hey? Isn't that big guy supposed to be working? Is he drinking a glass of water while the 5 year old toils?
Step 4: Provide lots of outdoor toys, so the children stay happy while their parents ignore them. Oh. And it helps to order up a weekend of picture perfect spring weather.
3 comments:
Hilarious. Will be using these tips, I'm sure!
I HAVE to say that your "before" shots look better than most of my "after" shots. Why didn't we get mom's green thumb? My flowers already want to die...
Mom's green thumb??? Are you talking about the Mom who puts in perennials like annuals? I just put in $100 worth of flowers then went away for a long weekend. NOT looking good!
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