Popular with the ladies

We all know what turns a woman on. Broad shoulders, 6-pack abs, a full head of hair, smart, successful, funny. A rather complicated mix of sensitive but not too sensitive. Someone who will do the dishes or bring you chocolates after a rough day while overlooking the stubble on your legs and the circles under your eyes.
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But apparently when you are 2, life and your attractions are simpler.
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Let me introduce you to....
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The Lady-Killer



You may think it is because of the twinkle in his eye. Or the infectious smile. Perhaps you are drawn in by the full lips or the long eyelashes? Maybe you are a sucker for his caring spirit or brutish strength?
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But if you are two, all it takes is the Elmo shirt.
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Seriously. When we go out and Michael is wearing this shirt, all the little girls (and boys) go wild for him. Pointing, yelling, shrieking...you'd think the Twilight cast walked into a junior high cafeteria. Their parents are confused at the ruckus...until they spot Mikey's shirt.
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While normally he is just one of the crowd, in his Elmo shirt he is a rock star, a celebrity, lady-killer.
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If only love were this simple when you were an adult.