A moment with Michael

Scene:  Giselle, Lily, and Michael are trapped in the house.  Giselle is on the couch, laboriously peeling the paper off of old crayons so she can hopefully do a craft with the wee animals children later on.  Lily is bouncing from rocking chair to recliner and back again, entranced in some pretend game in her head.  Michael has taken the stool from the bathroom, propped it up on the fireplace, and is sitting on it while hoarding toys around him.

Lily: Michael, can I play with that train?  Michael?  Miiiiiiii-CHAEL!  Can I PLEASE play with this train?

Michael:  Lily, I am a statue.  Say, 'Statue Michael can I have your train."

Lily:  Okay.  Statue Michael, can I have your train?

Michael:  Yes.