Have you ever taken a dog for a long walk? And been amazed at how it can pee on every swingin' fire hydrant, tree, and mailbox. Seriously...a 50 minute walk, and a dog can manage to squeeze out drops on 45 objects. It is mind-boggling.
Lily seems to have a little canine blood in her...at least when it comes to urinating. Except she isn't spraying bushes. She is delaying bedtime. In one 60 minute "nap", Lily will cry to pee at least 3 times. And I swear to GOD, she goes every single time. This is the same girl that held it all the way to Ohio at Christmas (9 hour drive), and all the way home (9 hour drive). Baloney that she has a small bladder.
She has a dog bladder.
You must excuse me...Lily has been put to bed and she is breathing heavily at the top of the steps. I'm certain that if I confront her, she will need to go to the potty again.
And she will squeeze out a few drops.
Argh.
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