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Thursday, November 29, 2007
A nasty job
Vacuuming the couch. Under the cushions. -gasp-
If you are the type that has this job fixed in your regular cleaning routine...I can't imagine what you find entertaining about this silly little blog. Because we must have nothing in common. Visiting this URL must be like watching COPS, or Cheaters, or a crash on the side of the road. You feel like you shouldn't watch...but you just can't help yourself.
I have lived in this house for 1 year. I have never vacuumed under my couch cushions. I would like to say that I vacuumed them before moving the couch here from Kentucky...but that would be lying. I was taking care of a 3 week old and holding onto my sanity by a thread. Vacuuming under the cushions didn't cross my mind. I do occasionally go cushion diving for toys, remotes, magazines. This is a dangerous and disgusting mission that I go into mentally prepared to lose a finger or two.
For his birthday, Andrew received a giant tin of poker chips. Best gift ever. Except that apparently, the only acceptable place to play with this toy is on the couch. Where the chips are constantly falling between the couch cushions. After just one day of sticking my hand repeatedly into the "Nast Zone", I decided that it was time to clean up under there.
It was...unbelievably gross. To those of you who regularly clean this area of the house...I commend you. Because this was just a collection of the disgustingness that are the people living in this house. Crumbs, lollipop sticks, an unidentified dried stain, crumbs, crumbs, and more crumbs, hair, ick ick ick. Have any of you left to swallow that lump in your throat? I had to many times while cleaning this out. The grossest part was that Lily saw the absence of cushions as an invitation to climb up on the couch. EEEEEWWWWW!
It is now clean. Aren't you glad I shared? Now my week not posting seems a bit like a gift, eh? And to think...I could have showered you with cute stories about Andrew turning 4 ("I can dry myself off now...I'm 4"). Or pitiful stories about my sweet Lily battling a cold whilst her mean mommy cuts her off from the bottle. But I'm a firm believer that if I'm going to neglect my children by blogging during the day, it is my duty to show my ugly parts here on this blog. And I'm not talking stretch marks, people. The couch.
This has been a public service announcement.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Thanksgiving/Wedding Weekend
Wednesday:
---We arrived around lunchtime (because we'd spent the night in Mid-Boo-Foo PA...you know, just west of East Boo-Foo). Jeff promptly unpacked the car, and when the last bag was unpacked shut the back door...and watched as the back window SHATTERED. Yikes! So off our little car went to the shop. Lovely to pay $200 on a car you are selling in a month or two. Thank heavens it didn't happen while we were en route!
---I took off to help decorate (a laugh is appropriate here, folks. You know they are being polite when they ask ME to decorate anything...and that they are ignorant when they ask me to actually do things like tie a bow). Jeff was left at his parents' house alone while the other men went to pick up the tuxes. Jeff was amused (note sarcasm) that he had driven 8 hours to hang out with his kids alone. I had a blast pretending to look busy while chatting it up with Chad's girlfriend Monica. Tuxes arrived in a mess...as an example, Andrew's teeny tiny tuxedo jacket was paired up with a men's Small dress shirt. Panic ensued.
---Andrew is still in love with Monica. He was all winks and marriage proposals. Poor girl is going to have to wait quite a while for Andrew...but he sees no problems with this. To make up for losing his girlfriend to his nephew, Lily fell head over heels in love with Uncle Chad. She lit up every time he walked in the room, and was soon calling him "Dada". Jeff was a bit miffed to share his special title...but I thought it was sweet.
---Andrew enjoyed Chicken Tetrazinni for dinner. We told him that Grandma made it. Andrew turned to Grandma with a wise-guy face and said, "Nicely done, Grandma." Weirdo.
Thursday:
---Since my MIL is the hostess with the mostest, she hosted Thanksgiving for 18 people...on the same weekend as her only daughter's wedding. There's a reason when Jeff proposed to me I said, "Just so you know, I'll never be as wonderful as your mother." Lots of reasons. Anyhoo, she had quite the spread (thanks in large parts to cooking by Aunt Bonnie and Great-Grandma).
---Andrew had the opportunity to educate Uncle Colum's Irish family about Thanksgiving...since he'd just been an Indian in his school feast. It was fun.
---Thanksgiving was also spent planting seeds in the mind of my reluctant ring bearer. At one point, Grandma showed him a pile of gifts, "These are for people who help in the wedding." Andrew said softly, "Like Me?"
Friday:
---No naps + Rehearsal = Happy Kids? My children defied all odds. Lily took no nap, and did awesome. Andrew was fantastic, despite being dead-set against doing the actual ring-bearing. They made us look good. ;) Even though we really just got lucky.
---Andrew was more than the reluctant ring-bearer. To Sara's credit, there was no pressure put on Andrew (or us ;) ). He just didn't want anything to do with it when he actually saw the aisle. We kept trying to explain what it was like. He eventually came up with, "It's like a parade." Oh, yea. That's a great explanation for a 4 year old. Thanks for coming up with it, Andrew.
Saturday:
---The Big Day. Which for the bride and groom and bride's mother is full of last minute to-do lists, wardrobe, stressful moments, etc etc. Which for the ring bearer is full of...waiting. Andrew did great at waiting. Better than Jeff and I, to be honest.
---We arrive at the wedding for pictures. My parents arrived to help with Lily (praise the Lord). Andrew was in one or two shots and then there was more waiting. He practiced walking down the aisle. He climbed in and out of the choir loft. He became very relaxed in the church. I still thought there was a 90% chance he would flake out. And then it began. Lily fell asleep in the nursery so we could all enjoy it...except for my mother, of course (this from a girl who literally slept 40 minutes of our 8 hour drive!!!) And Andrew walked slowly down the aisle with a smile on his face, holding that little pillow in front of him. In his chocolate brown tux. And I was practically sobbing out loud. What a pansy. I was so proud of that little man. And then Colum gave him a great big hug as he took the pillow, and I almost lost it. Couldn't really see Sara coming down the aisle, I was so busy wiping those damn tears away.
---4 minutes after joining me in the pew, Andrew was antsy. His part was over. He leaned toward me and said, "Are they married yet?" Nope. More waiting, Andrew.
---Arrive at the reception. "Can we dance yet?" Nope. Gotta eat. More waiting, Andrew. "Can we dance yet?" Nope. Gotta give speeches. More waiting, Andrew. And he did AWESOME. After going to bed late and playing hard each day, he did so good. I was just beaming inside. And outside. What an amazing child I have. Oh, let's include Lily in this as well. My little Lillian was working on almost no sleep, and she was charming and pleasant and so stinkin' cute. Momma's heart was just swelling right out of my chest. No pressure, #3. You've got awfully big shoes to fit into.
Sunday:
---No Naps + Late bedtime + Wake up at dawn = Grouchy kids. FINALLY, my kids were grouchy. Zombie-like little grouches. And I was almost relieved, because if they had been good again...I would have wondered if they were human.
---Andrew enjoyed his football birthday party, courtesy of Grandma (did I mention how crazy she is...I mean what a great hostess she is?). Andrew got to spend it with all his grandparents, all his aunts and uncles (minus Andrea), and his one and only cousin Colin. If he hadn't been so tired, it would have been a dream come true.
Monday:
---The long drive home. Lily did okay...but it's hard to entertain her in the car. She can't really do anything. Andrew did AWESOME. Seriously. So excited about the 4's.
-gasp- So that's it. Did I forget any cute Andrew stories? This is the time for family to speak up. I'll add it in and delete this little part, so it looks like I actually remembered it. ;)
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Happy birthday, Andrew!
Now, onto today's post. My baby...my very first baby...is 4 years old today. -sigh- Sometimes I feel like he is all grown up. I know this isn't true, because he doesn't yet stink or have body hair...but all the things he can do. Except dress himself. Seriously, shouldn't he be able to do this by now? At least put on socks? Pants? I understand buttons and zippers are tough, but just pulling a pair of sweatpants up? Really?
No, no, I shouldn't complain here on his birthday post. He is much more deserving than that. After his behavior this weekend, I am in awe of him. He is so patient and well-behaved and funny and social and weird and loving and funny (did I say that already?). On alternating days I am so stinkin' proud of him I almost can't stand it. I think of the baby he once was, and I honestly like him better now. His personality is...indescribable. You just have to get to know him to discover how special he is.
I feel very blessed to have had Andrew with me for 4 years now. He drives me crazy some of the time, but most of the he makes me laugh and amazes me. At his birthday party, his Aunt Kate asked him if he could write. He proceeded to write his name. WHAT???? I knew he knew how to spell his name, but I had NO IDEA he knew how to write letters. Never thought to ask him to try...I just assumed that was way beyond his abilities. Shame on me. I should know by now never to underestimate this boy.
So, Happy Birthday, Andrew! I'm so looking forward to the 4's!
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
We're off!
I must go start cleaning my house...we wouldn't want the dog sitter to be so grossed out she stops coming to feed and walk Shadow. ;)
Monday, November 19, 2007
Overalls
I am taking time out from making lists and packing and making lists and shopping and making lists and cleaning and making lists to attend to the all important blog. I think later today I won't be getting on the computer.
It is 6:40, and my son has been up for 25 minutes...whining already. Lovely. He'll be thrilled that mom is running around instead of tending to his every whim. But to make this day a little less fun...I am wearing the dreaded overalls today.
Back story: I used to love overalls. In college I had a pair of blue corduroy ones that I loved. But I was skinnier in college, so I thought they were cute. I have not had any desire to buy a pair since I "outgrew" that pair. The first year of marriage was not kind to my waistline...another story all together.
So here I am, knocked up...again. And I am in a pickle, because all my maternity clothes are perfectly suited for fall birthdays. If I had to have an "Oops", it would have been better planned to have it in the fall...so I wouldn't have to go maternity shopping again. In my initial dismissal of this pregnancy, I foolishly thought that I would be able to get by wearing my 1 pair of maternity pants and all my baggy flannels and sweatshirts. A very nice woman dropped off a bin of maternity clothes for me to borrow, knowing that my denial could only last so long. Most of the clothes are for summer, so I can't use them. But she has 3 pairs of overalls...khaki, jean, and black velour. I understand liking overalls, but black velour? How I would love to know what kind of event you are attending where that is appropriate attire.
I reluctantly tried on a pair a few weeks ago, and I went from a woman who looks slightly chunky in the middle to a hugely pregnant woman in 2.5 seconds. I am also quite long-legged, so they are flood pants when I sit down (I look rather like an ostrich when pregnant...huge round body atop long long legs). (what the heck...I look kind of like an ostrich all the time). So I set the overalls to the side. I would like to hide this pregnancy as long as possible, mostly because of all the comments I know I'm going to hear for the rest of my life, "Oh, my, God...how close are they going to be? Won't you be busy? Don't you know how this happens yet?" etc etc etc. Like I said, I have the rest of my life to field these questions, so I'd like to postpone it.
But I only own 3 pairs of maternity pants (see, I'm not in denial anymore...I actually have bought some new maternity clothes). I have 2 sloppy children who like to use me as a napkin/tissue/drool rag. I need to take these 3 pairs of acceptable pants to Ohio with me. I don't want to dirty any of them here in PA (I refuse to do a load of laundry that consists entirely of one pair of pants). So...overalls.
Ugh.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Traveling fun
Anyhoo...I must go cut up mushrooms and make deviled eggs!
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Yea! A boy!
Then Andrew started peeing standing up, and I had the epiphany that I really didn't want 2 boys. Football season started, and I was subject to hours of mind-numbing television and talk about sports. Ugh. Suddenly, tipping the scales in favor of estrogen over testosterone started sounding pretty good. So for the last few weeks...maybe a month or so, I've gotten really excited about the prospect of having a girl.
But then I heard, "boy". And I'm so excited. For the record, I really believe that if I heard "girl", I would've been just as excited. But I am VERY excited to be having another son. Despite all the pee in the bathroom grout and sports paraphernalia. I am excited to get out my boy stuff again (although I gave much of the 6 months plus stuff to my sister when she had Colin...so I guess I'll have to go shopping some more!). I'm glad to change it up again.
I am NOT excited to name this kid. We have way too many restrictions. I'm sure one or more are going to have to be pushed to the wayside. Ugh. Naming girls was WAY more fun.
Friday, November 16, 2007
The secret that lasted 10 hours
Then Pepere got on the phone.
Pepere is a tricky devil.
He tricked the 4 year old. Devious, eh?
I listened to Andrew say, "We're not telling Memere or Pepere or Grandma or Grandpa even though Memere really wants to know." long pause...and then a look of sheer amazement crossed over his face. "How did you know, Pepere? How did you know it was a boy?"
Tricky Pepere. Just pick a gender and pretend you know. The 4 year old thinks you are some kind of magician or mind-reader and responds in shock and amazement. If you are wrong, the 4 year old will assure you that you don't know.
Sneaky old man.
Mover and a Shaker
This appointment was so much fun. Baby #3 was moving around like crazy, and I got to watch kicks as I felt them. Andrew and Lily both slept through their ultrasounds, so this was the first time I got to see a baby move. Baby flipped 3 times during the ultrasound. I just enjoyed every minute of it. This perfect, amazing little person already formed in there. Truly a miracle. Everything looks wonderful...good brain, nice 4-chambered heart, 2 bones in each leg, etc etc. Just so lovely and reassuring to see. Baby is about 9 oz...so how come I've gained 4 pounds?
I spent last night and this morning prepping Andrew for the possibility of having another girl. We talked about how fun Lily is and how much he loves her. We talked about how no matter how many babies Mommy has, there is no guarantee he will EVER get a baby brother. Does he really want 6 sisters? (Like a cousin of mine...the only boy of 7 kids). So I felt pretty confident going in that he wouldn't over-react to a girl verdict. I still asked the U/S tech to wait until the end to say anything, even if it was obvious to her and Jeff and I. Andrew was so funny. She was super nice to him, talking and explaining what was up on the screen. She would freeze shots of the hands and feet and face and show him. And every time, he would impatiently say, "Yes, but is it a GIRL or a BOY?" Finally at the end, she gave the big reveal to him. Jeff and I had already guessed. Having had a boy and a girl, we know what both parts look like on an ultrasound, so we kind of knew what we were looking at.
Andrew came out of the room holding the pictures. All the nurses asked him about it...whether he knew if it was a boy or a girl. He proceeded to tell them that he has 4 brothers and 5 sisters. Huh? The nurse looked right up at me in disbelief. I laughed and told him to stop telling stories, and after that he got the question right.
And, of course, I can't reveal it here. Jeff has this harebrained idea that it will be so fun to tell his parents in person at Thanksgiving. I personally don't think the reveal of a 3rd child's gender, especially in an evenly matched family such as ours, is THAT exciting. And how exactly do you keep a 4 year old from blabbing to his grandparents immediately? I guess we won't be able to let him talk to them for the next week. He's already told every person that we've come into contact with. I guess this secrecy lasts one day. I can just see my mother calling 7 times a day, hoping to get Andrew on the phone. She can't STAND that I know and am not telling her. Actually, this could be really fun. Maybe I'll keep it a secret the rest of the pregnancy. ;)
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Compliments feel so good
I know. It's cheesy. But, damn, it feels good to have your kids complimented in public. They ARE really good in restaurants. And it's nice to have that acknowledged. Andrew, of course, took her comment as an invitation to talk. So this poor woman had her good deed punished by having to listen to a mumbling kid in a rather loud restaurant.
So this is my new goal for when my kids are grown and gone. Compliment families. They get too many wary stares and condescending smiles on a regular basis. Compliments are under-rated.
I would write more...but I'm just too darned excited about tomorrow morning. My ultrasound is at 7:30 am. Yippee!!!!
Andrew has decided he really really wants to go. I'm envisioning the appointment going one of two ways.
#1: We find out we are having a boy. Andrew hoots and hollars and gives high fives. The rest of the appointment goes great
#2: We find out we are having a girl. Andrew falls into screaming, crying hysterics because he DOES NOT want another sister. (He's told us he's going to go live with Grandma and Grandpa if this baby is a girl.) -sigh-
I think I'm going to ask the U/S tech to not tell us until the very end. Then Andrew can have his hysterics in the waiting room and won't ruin the whole fun ultrasound. Wish us luck!
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Kid art
May I digress for a moment? (of course I may...I'm talking to myself right now). I ordered the minimum package for school pictures that I could and still get a class picture. I assumed that the picture would be terrible. Mine always were. Eyes going different directions, stubborn cowlicks showing their true form, weird objects lurking in the shadows of your face (is that peanut butter? boogers?). When picture day finally came to his school, it was an unseasonably warm 85 degrees (in the middle of October). So I scrapped my handsome sweater idea and put him in jean shorts and a t-shirt. Who care about the daggone school pictures, anyway? They aren't going to turn out okay. I scoffed at other mothers who sent their kids in thick wool sweaters and corduroy pants despite the heat because of pictures. And we got them back yesterday. And Andrew's face is so daggone cute...I'm pissed that I didn't have the foresight of those other parents. So one wallet for each set of grandparents and one for Jeff and I. That's all I got. OF COURSE, I could order more. I think they are a very reasonable $15 for a wallet. Well, probably not, but that's what I imagine anyway.
Okay, back to kid art. So these stinkin' cute pictures were a good excuse for Andrew and I to do "ART" during Lily's nap time. He got some paints in a birthday party gift bag, so we cracked those out and Andrew decided what he wanted to make his pictures of...
The first one is a self portrait. We noticed that one of the colors of paint looked like the color of our skin...so inspiration was born. Notice the red shirt/pants combo (he's wearing his Spiderman costume, so he told me), yet the arms come straight out of his head. LOVE IT. He's got a big red mouth, with red cheeks underneath the mouth. LOVE IT. His hair is accurately brown, but there was no blue paint, so I convinced him that it was better to have black eyes than no eyes at all. LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT.
Picture #2 on the blog was actually the first picture he painted. The paint set we received didn't have a wide variety of colors (no blue, green, yellow, or purple). So I suggested he paint a picture of Tucker (my parents' dachshund) since we had so much brown. With no prompting, he painted the picture below. Tucker has really long ears coming out of the side of her head. And her tail is super-de-duper long as well. Oddly, this wiener dog is quite short in the body. Although the feet are super big. LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT.
I honestly don't know if I'll enjoy his artwork this much as he gets better. There is something so charming about a child's interpretation of the world. Enjoy!
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Garbage Land
Okay, if you aren't going to ask questions, then I punish you with more stories of my kids. I love them, but you have only yourself to blame if you are bored to tears.
Andrew has been changing into a little boy right before my eyes. I have mentioned many times before that he is obsessed with football...that hasn't changed. He is also skinny and tall and has all but lost that baby cuteness. When we are grocery shopping, everyone who approaches our cart is attracted to Lily. They coo and oooohhh and aaaahhhh over her. Then Andrew pipes in. He will not be overlooked. Amazingly, he has no resentment over the attention his little sister receives. He knows he'll win them over in the end. He starts by telling them her name, how old she is, and the cute things she knows how to do. Then he tells them HIS name, how old he is, and when his birthday is. If they are still paying attention (which they always are, the poor suckers), he will begin a dialogue about his day, his football teams, his favorite color, etc etc. I usually interject and insist that we continue shopping before the cute baby (who is now forgotten, by the way) revolts and flings herself from the cart. Oh, Andrew may be losing his physical cuteness...but his personality is bypassing it by far.
Andrew is also delightfully weird. I don't know if this is a typical trait of a 4 year old, whether it is genetics, or if it is simply due to the fact that he lives day in and day out with me. Whatever it is...he is strange. Like this morning he was throwing away his Gogurt container. He dangles it over the trash can saying in a weirdo little accent, "And I send you to Garbage Land. Away to Garbage Land. (wrapper misses can and hits the floor). You missed Garbage Land. Try again...I send you to Garbage Land." I was cracking up at his little accent and just the whole imaginary concept. Love it. In the last few days he's also been repeating a commercial he saw while watching football with his dad. He just says, "Always, Always, ALWAYS put Chi-le on your Na-chos". I don't know. It's just hilarious the way he says it. I think the funniest part is that he doesn't even know what chili or nachos are.
He is also increasingly rough. I am always pulling him off of little boys. I realize this is just part of being a boy, but I am seriously afraid of being sued because Andrew is so much bigger than other boys his age. He has no idea how badly he can hurt these kids. I mean, just that huge Charlie Brown head. Seriously...one knock from that noggin' and his playmates may be reduced to drooling and staring at a wall all day. Scares me.
We've been on an UNO kick...and now Andrew randomly tells you to "Draw Four" when he is upset. If he doesn't get his way, or he's upset about something, he'll suddenly say, "Draw Four, Mommy!" What an insult.
So that's a little update on Andrew. He seriously is a nice kid. He makes me proud. And to see the way he loves his little sister. Just melt my heart and serve it on a sandwich.
Monday, November 12, 2007
Dah-Deee
So Lily is having a little vocabulary explosion. I say little, because I realize that a much bigger one is coming around 18 months to 2 years, where she will literally be learning new words every day. But this is a mini-version of that. ;)
Her latest? Daddy, pronounced "Dah-Deeeeee!" in the sweetest little voice. And it definitely has meaning, because she only says it to him or if she sees him. If that doesn't keep Jeff home from work, then nothing can. She is just so excited when she sees her Daddy...it's so neat to hear her express it. She also definitely said Andrew this morning...but she's only done it once, so I'm not sure how she says it. He just came downstairs this morning, she pointed at him and said a 2 syllable word that sounded very much like Andrew. Hopefully she will repeat this. She also has a word for Shadow...which sounds nothing like Shadow or dog or anything else logical. She is also saying football, much to my disgust. If you say football, she immediately points at the tv or at the nearest football lying around (we have many around here). But if she sees a football, she says something like, "ooooh-all" with the same inflection as the word football. I have gotten quite mad at Jeff. He already took Andrew from me...Lily is supposed to be MINE. But she made me feel better this weekend, when she grabbed the football and said, "ooooh-aall" and then cradled it up to her shoulder and patted it gently like a baby-doll. There may be hope for her yet. ;)
Okay, I know this post is dull. I will enjoy it in the future as a remembrance of Lily's cute little voice.
So I'm dying here. Any questions from my Internet readers that I can answer for you? I think most of my readers are relatives, so you probably don't have any questions. I talk way to much for there to be many mysteries. But anyone else? Who doesn't have to listen to me ramble on and on in real life?
Sunday, November 11, 2007
5 days
But I'm not excited. This baby was a mistake, remember? A big fat OOPS. So if in fact I'm not excited, and am in fact terrified of this little one... why can't I stop thinking about this stinkin' doctor's appointment? I feel like I'm 7 years old and Christmas is 5 days away. Picture quality will be horrible, you don't really get a good idea of what your baby looks like, and yet... I cannot wait to see my baby. MY baby. I love babies. I love their innocent newness. I love their wrinkly little skin. I love their tiny little no-butts. Love them. And I get another one. Little ole me...I get to have another one all to myself (oh...I'll share a little bit with Jeff...especially when its stinky). And I get to SEE it in 5 days.
I am still terrified. But I am starting to realize (and this may make me a little retarded...but whatever) that no matter how crazy life will be because of this little one...I am going to love it as much as my others. Maybe more, because it is the baby I didn't know I wanted right now. And I have to think, somewhere in deep down in my panicked brain, that all that Mommy-love for the baby will make everything okay. Somehow.
The funny thing is, I've talked to A TON of people with kids this close together. Even closer (I met a mom at the conference with kids 13 months apart, and another with a 2 1/2 year old, a 1 year old, and pregnant with her 3rd). You would think that this would make me feel better...that these women are obviously bathed, dressed, and out in public despite the fact that their children are so close in age. Their hair hasn't fallen out, and they are still able to eat...at least often enough to stay alive. Many of these women have told me how "GREAT IT IS TO HAVE KIDS CLOSE TOGETHER!!!!" Even the ones that didn't plan it. But I don't believe them. When they say that, quite frankly, I think they must have a few screws loose. I actually lose respect for them. I judge them. And I cling to the women whom I feel are honest, and say that it sucked for a long time when the new baby came. Call me a pessimist. But I just can't see how it can be "great" to have a toddler and a newborn. I think twins must be preferable, because at least they eat the same thing, are interested in the same thing, etc etc.
But what do I know? All I have now is a high functioning 4 year old (we discovered this morning that he can read and recognize numbers in the hundreds) and a terribly cute but slowly developing 13 months old and a very wiggly, very strong fetus. And so far, we're doing just great, thank you.
I'll let you know in a year how it REALLY is to have babies 18 months apart. And if I say it is great, you may assume I have officially lost my mind. Please have me committed.
Saturday, November 10, 2007
A day off?
But it wasn't quite...shall we say...fun. We weren't allowed to sit together to eat or listen to the speakers, and when we weren't listening to the speakers we had to talk about MOMS club stuff. I mean, I guess that is the point of a convention, and I should have known better. The moms at my table were very nice and equally disgruntled with their clubs. The food was good. Well, okay. I had picked the blandest thing offered when we registered a few weeks ago, because I didn't want to vomit all over the table. Now that I am feeling better, I really wished I'd had the tastier options. And I really wished the caterers had worn deoderant. Very appetizing. But the prizes were really great (although I didn't win one). I'm just too cynical about all the rules associated with the MOMS club and it irritates me how unfriendly some women can be...especially when put into roles of "power". It's a volunteer organization for crying out loud! But, again, the women at my table at least were friendly and talkative.
Anyway, not quite the day away I was imagining. Jeff and the kiddos had a good day. It sounds like Lily took two really good naps, so that makes life easier. Andrew is still waking up around 5:30...so he is just miserable at the end of the day. I just don't know how to snap him out of it. It is virtually impossible to keep him up late, because he is such a basket case. And there seems to be no way to make him sleep in the morning or take a nap in the afternoon. -sigh- I guess this just means the adjustment will be really easy next spring.
So not much to report about today. Sorry it's so boring...but that's what you get when I post every day!
Friday, November 09, 2007
Starcastic
When you grow up in a family where sarcastic remarks fly around regularly, you take for granted that other people will pick up on your own sarcasm. This is not the case. Some people just don't get it. For the record... I am not talking about nasty, hurtful sarcasm. Just offhanded comments and stuff. I have found that I really cannot be friends with someone who doesn't "get" my sarcasm. I am constantly apologizing for myself and explaining what I meant. I don't have time for that. ;)
This creates a problem with on-line relationships. Either people I've met through chat rooms or commenting on blogs or friends that you mostly e-mail. Well, the friends that I mostly e-mail have known me in real life at some point, so they've already passed the sarcasm test. But you faceless Internet people...how do you know if I'm being sarcastic? How do I know what the reception to some of my posts/comments are.
That's what brings me to my next great invention. The "sarcasm" font. You can by typing something up, and you always have the option of bold or italic. Why not sarcasm? Just put your word or words in the special sarcasm mode, and everyone reading it will understand you aren't being completely serious. Maybe somewhat serious, but with an edge. Problem solved.
Maybe this just isn't big enough of a problem for the rest of the world. But I could use it in everyday life as well. I always tell Andrew I wish he would drink coffee so he would stop growing. This is just a funny way of telling him he's growing up too fast, and also a deterrent to drinking coffee. Not that I know if coffee stunts your growth...it just seems like the kind of fabrication that I should spread as a mother. So we were in line in Kohl's the other day, and Andrew wanted to be picked up. My mom told him he was too big to get picked up anymore. And I said, "See, I told you you should drink coffee so you'd stop growing." This woman in line in front whips her head around and glares at me. I can't imagine the story she told at her dinner table that night. Meanwhile my son is grinning and rolling his eyes...obviously he understands I am teasing him.
Maybe if I'd said, "See, I told you you should drink coffee so you'd stop growing." she would have understood better. Or not. Some people just have no sense of humor.
Thursday, November 08, 2007
I am here, Mommy!
This movement thing is crazy strong. I didn't feel Lily until later...which again caused worry and heart palpitations. Not only do I feel this wiggle worm very frequently, Jeff even felt the baby last night. That is CRAZY. It seems way too early for him to be able to feel kicks. Ah, there goes the little booger right now. Kick, kick, Mama...I'm here and I'm wiggly. I wouldn't be surprised if at my ultrasound they move my due date back to April 7th. It would make way more sense if I were a week further along.
Anyhoo...
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
I feel good, da-na-na-na-na-na-na!
Thank you for all the name suggestions. Especially the boy ones. I'm not so worried if this is a girl...we did have a list of 22 names for Lily...surely there is one on there that will work this time. ;) But even for a boy, we can always go with Andrew John II, and call him AJ. Andrew is NEVER called AJ (he refuses). So it wouldn't even be confusing...except for legal documents and stuff. Whatever. Not my problem. ;) George Forman did it...
Interesting that all of you want me to find out. It seems like most people in my area have kept it a secret...but they are all gung-ho about me finding out. Kind of trashing my stereotype of militant secret keepers. I guess they're not all bad after all ;) I've just always thought deciding to find out the gender was kind of like deciding on a haircut. Very personal, not very important in the long run. And adamently defending your decision to not find out the gender was as silly as adamantly defending the benefits of long hair. "Oh, I LOVE the flexibility of long hair. There are so few parts of your body that you can change at will. Why would you cut it and make it as unchangeable as your nose or your feet?" (okay, this analogy works for me...but now that I write it, it seems a bit strange. Ah,well.)
Alright, I've given my post to "the man" for November 7th. I agree with Kelsey...how am I going to make it through the next 23 days if I'm already out of ideas by day 7? I guess it'll just be boring for you...suck-ahs! Oh, and I LOVE this post by my friend Amanda in CA (still so sad I didn't meet her until just before I moved). I am totally going to steal her middle-child phrase "You're the cream in my cookie." for Lily. I think I'm really going to love having a middle child. It just feels more complete somehow. What a bond Lil' and I will have...
Okay, I'm finally stopping the randomness that is this post! Until tomorrow, faithful readers...
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
One year
I can't write much, because I am having visitors today! My mom and my uncle have stopped by on their way home from taking care of their aunt (who is in her eighties). I don't think I was QUITE on the way home from CT, but my mother can't resist grandchildren just a few hours away. She and Lily have quite the love affair. And Andrew is enamored with his Uncle Chuck. I have a cute picture of Chuck, Lily, and Andrew from this morning...lots of love and bed heads. ;)
We went to the aquarium today with everyone. And Lily is taking a late nap so we can hopefully go out to dinner tonight. Woo-hoo...a real sit down restaurant.
Sorry for the lame-o post. Can't be "on" everyday, right?
Monday, November 05, 2007
Names...or Really? I have to do this AGAIN?
Some people really love naming kids. Perhaps I would enjoy it more if a) I didn't have a last name that makes every other name sound like something the Swedish chef from The Muppets would utter or b) I didn't have to consult Jeff or c) I knew I was having dozens of children so I would know I could use all the names I loved as well as the ones I kind of liked (don't get excited, Linda...3 is it...I'm just saying having dozens of kids could solve my naming problem.).
I think it gets harder with each kid. Because I already have an unreasonably long list of qualifications for names. But now the name must "fit" with Andrew and Lillian. Perhaps I am sensitive to this because of my own weirdo name. My sisters are Kate and Andrea. Thank heavens my mother picked Andrea (named after their friend Andre) instead of Christie (after their friend Christine). Could you imagine? Katie and Christie...cutsie piggie tailed matchy-matchy sisters on the homecoming court and Gigi, their surly, French, moustached, beret-wearing sister. So although Jeff and I both like the name Kaipo (it's Hawaiian)...doesn't it just roll off the tongue?...I'm not going to make him be the odd-ball in our boring, traditional-named family. Our pasty, blue-eyed Hawaiian boy. Hmmmmm.
My mother already has lots of suggestions...which I'm sure she will post in the comments section. Although the due date is on her 60th birthday, I've told her that unless this child is born ON THE DAY, I feel like we should name this one after my husband's side of the family. Andrew JOHN, after my dad, and Lillian JEANNETTE, after my Memere, aunt, and great-aunt...oh and me. This doesn't stop her...she has so far suggested, Linda Sue, SuzieLyn,...you get the idea. My sister Kate has also suggested Katelyn Suzanne. Helpful, eh?
So here we go again. I'm still trying to convince Jeff that we should NOT find out the gender this time around. His main argument? Do we really want to have to find a boy and a girl's name? We have to decide soon...November 16th is the big day.
Any suggestions?
Sunday, November 04, 2007
A reason to move to Arizona
But just in case you are depressed and sleep deprived due to the change in clocks, here are some pictures to heal your soul. Enjoy my little cheerleader:
Almost a smile...how is it hard to capture a smile already? I thought I had until she was 2 at least.
Saturday, November 03, 2007
Birthday parties
Ugh. I hate them.
We went to one this morning. It was very cute and age appropriate. They went with a bunny theme, and there were bunnies everywhere. Bunny crackers, bunny mac and cheese, bunny streamers, bunny gift bags, bunny favors. Lunch was served, there was a cute "find the carrot gift bags" game, and the mad rush at present opening seemed untraumatic to the birthday girl (amazing!). But the kids were fighting over EVERYTHING, from balloons to discarded strings from the wrappings. The mess we left behind was monumental.
Birthday parties seem a given. People ask how old Lily is, and when I say 1, the immediate response is, "Oh, and how was her birthday party?" Um...we don't really "do" parties here. We have cake and presents and family. But Andrew is turning 4 soon, and I have yet to be brave enough to have other kids over to celebrate. I've kind of been waiting for my kid to ask for it.
Which brings us to this year. Andrew wants a party. Or so he thinks. So I will try and put something together. And every party we've been to this fall makes me dread it more and more. It just seems so hectic. And I can't just invite 4 kids (one kid for every year of age is the old standard). There are at least 10 kids in playgroup, if you count their siblings.
I hate being the party pooper. But the pressure is ridiculous. Here's my rough draft for Andrew's invitation:
Friday, November 02, 2007
My invention
We don't have a mini-van yet. We have a 5 year old Ford Escape that I love. And that is completely paid off. And has never given us major problems. Lovely car. A bit noisy on the inside. But it works fine for me.
3 car seats won't fit in the back of this car. So soon we will have to upgrade to a larger car. I am not against mini-vans. I have no illusions of my perceived "coolness", so I don't have issues with them like some people do. I think they are practical, comfortable, get good gas mileage (as far as big cars are concerned), whatever. I fully plan on removing one captain's chair, putting Lily and Andrew in the way back and the baby in the remaining captain's chair. I am envisioning piling all kids in through one door, and penning them in during the 25 minutes it will probably take me to buckle them all in. Lovely. Practical.
But there is one feature I really wish I could add to the minivan. I'm pretty sure that this feature doesn't exist. Yet. Once my idea hits the public, I'm sure there will be a clamoring for it. So take a deep breath for the unveiling of my latest greatest idea.
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Retractable soundproof limo glass between the driver area and the backseats.
I know. I know. You're all imagining the possibilities right now.
Situation #1: Child or children are having a screaming temper tantrum in the back. You know the type...blood curdling screams. You can do nothing for them, and they can't hurt themselves because they are all strapped in. Wouldn't it be nice to touch a button on your dash and raise up some soundproof glass? Safer driving conditions, I'll say that much.
Situation #2: Children are clamoring to listen to Hip Hop Harry sing "Old MacDonald" for the 800th time. Or watch Pretty Pretty Ponies of the DVD player. Turn it on for them and touch a button....and...ah, blessed silence in the front. Unless you want to jam to your own tunes at the same time...there would be dual sound systems, of course.
Situation #3: You are stuck in a traffic jam. Idiotic drivers are surrounding you. Want to shield those delicate ears from your swearing? Touch the button...they can be blissfully unaware of the profanities flying in the front seat.
The possibilities are endless. I'll be waiting for the call from Chrysler.
Thursday, November 01, 2007
Commence movement
So, yes. #3 is making himself (or herself...I just can't call the baby "it") known at last. As if making me puke and feel nauseous 24/7 wasn't announcement enough. ;) But just as that icky stage begins to pass, this fun stage begins. I really don't enjoy pregnancy much. But I LOVE feeling baby movement. And these little pokes I've been feeling are just the beginning. Will excitement for this baby follow soon? I hope, I hope. I said to Jeff the other night that November 4th will be 3 months since one of the worst nights of my life. He reminded me that it may not go over well with my 3rd child that his/her positive pregnancy test is a day of infamy. If #3 is reading this someday...don't worry, darling. I love you the best anyway. (If either Lily or Andrew is reading this...no, no, I of course love YOU the best.)
Lily is a miserable bear today. She ran a low fever last night, and is just bi-polar today. Literally going from screaming crying to hysterical laughter to zombie-like zoning back to crying in the span of a few minutes. It is exhausting...for her and me! Andrew is being a real trooper about it. Jeff is of course not going to be home tonight. Okay, he'll be home...but not until the kids are in bed, so it doesn't count. :)